Verizon EVDO: No Content Streaming Allowed

Some hilarious terms of service for the Verizon EVDO service…you use the high-speed data service for email, Web browsing, and intranet applications, and nothing else, apparently. It says:
“Unlimited NationalAccess/BroadbandAccess services cannot be used (1) for uploading, downloading or streaming of movies, music or games, (2) with server devices or with host computer applications, including, but not limited to, Web camera posts or broadcasts, automatic data feeds, Voice over IP (VoIP), automated machine-to-machine connections, or peer-to-peer (P2P) file sharing, or (3) as a substitute or backup for private lines or dedicated data connections.”
Yep, that one will be gone soon…