Scott McNealy’s top 10 signs “your CIO isn’t ready for the modern web”

How’d I miss this? Earlier this summer, Sun Microsystems(s orcl) co-founder Scott McNealy trotted out an old chestnut — a top ten list — on how you can tell your CIO is clueless about the modern web.
A quick sampler from his talk at ForgeRock Open Identity Stack Summit: Your CIO is web-dopey if he thinks Big Data is a rapper; that COBOL programming is prerequisite for all new hires; and considers Computer Associates an open-source software company.
There is also a major Apple (s aapl) diss. But no Sparc jokes. Check it out.